Astral Viking (kriatyrr) wrote,
Astral Viking
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They say the price of freedom is eternal vigilance..

 

It's that time of the month again, when my evil organ tries to further her plan for the destruction of the world. She revolts against the foreign object lodged inside her, trying to expel it, sending waves of stabbing pain in an attempt to persuade me to get the offending piece of copper removed.

Uterus, I hate you. Please die. All you do is bring pain and suffering, and you can't for a second fool me into thinking that anything you spawn could be unaffected by that fact.
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