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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I'm going.
But I'm determined to enjoy the journey.
14th-Mar-2010 02:42
Pirate Kriatyrr & Odessa

Things are less hectic now, with the guest kitty no longer here. I've actually found myself missing him a little, and this morning I dreamed that he returned.

Then I was woken up by the cheerful tune of the ice cream van, threw on robe and sandals, grabbed wallet and ran down to buy stuff. I really need to get into the habit of checking my calendar before going to bed; I knew it was going to come today, but had completely forgotten. I also couldn't sleep last night and stayed up until past 3 AM playing Might and Magic VIII.

I was still tired, so I went back to bed.. got some lovely sleep. Still tired when I woke up in the afternoon.

Something feels off, but I can't quite put my finger on it. It's been quiet. I'm not getting much stuff done, but today hasn't been a total waste. Got some knitting progress in, and hand washed my two pairs of red socks. The kitchen is still mostly unusable due to clutter. My plans for the weekend was to bake cookies and dye some yarn; at this rate it looks like I'll get around to doing neither. I'm disappointed in myself, and that fuels my depression. I've also been eating unhealthily, gaining weight, and it's all going to my breasts. I hate my breasts.

Also, Odessa is completely ignoring the cat bed I made her. New photos - mainly of knitting - uploaded to flickr today.
14th-Mar-2010 08:28 (UTC)
I love breasts, but I imagine the back pain is not so swell.
14th-Mar-2010 11:28 (UTC)
Back pain isn't the half of it. My main problem is that they're constantly in the way. I can't sleep on my stomach, because then the breasts get squished. I can't sleep on my back, because the breasts put a significant amount of weight on my chest, plus they sort of drift off to the sides which is uncomfortable. I suppose I could counter the last point by wearing a bra while I sleep, but I can't stand to wear anything to bed. Plus it would concentrate the weight on my chest.
So my only real choice is to sleep on my side, and trust me it is not easy to find a comfortable sleeping position with these two useless sacks of fat tissue stuck to my chest.

Then there are certain styles of clothes that are hard to find my size in due to the breasts.
Because of the weight, the bra straps dig into my shoulders.
I can't go jogging, because then they just fly every which way, yes even if I'm wearing a sports bra. And that's painful, having momentum tug at them like that.
I can't jump into a body of water feet first, because when the breasts hit the surface.. well, let's just say they are not very aerodynamic and OUCH.

There are so many drawbacks to having large breasts, and the only advantage I can find is that they help me attract the kind of guys I am not interested in.
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