You may have heard about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower. If you had to marry an object, what object would you choose, and why?
No, I hadn't. Did the Eiffel Tower say "I do" or whatever the French equivalent is?
If I had to marry an object, I would object most vigorously.
Probably would go for an Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. Because the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab me, and in fact cannot talk.